{"id":46,"date":"2012-08-08T06:35:14","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T10:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/?p=46"},"modified":"2012-08-08T06:35:14","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T10:35:14","slug":"how-many-mondays-can-we-have-in-a-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"How many Mondays can we have in a week?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hold your head up….<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012. 15\u02daC\/60\u02daF(?) @ 6:23 am. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

-Garbage day here just outside of Ottawa.<\/p>\n

Cathi and I had the time and opportunity to sit down and loose a bunch of beard the other day.<\/p>\n

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And this is what the web cam thinks I looked like with my beard shortened. (and coloured). (Cameras lie all the time) (they can be effected in subtle ways- even without photoshop) (this was not photoshopped).<\/p>\n

Thinking of creative names for ‘real’ places. Like, the king of Snobovia called the new world “Exilia” but told the people he wanted to send there the new world was “Prosperia” and then some rebels broke off and formed the country “Riff-Raffia” while the Riff Raffians won a war and called themselves the Usations.\u00a0 ~~~eh, something like that.<\/p>\n

But King Numbess III (named Dumbass III by his ‘loving subjects’….) had the secret map in a secret room where he played with himself gleefully while relishing the idea that he had sent everybody who was better looking and more intelligent than himself to Exilia. oh gaaaa- there’s more to it than that, but inventing stories like this gets me through the night.<\/p>\n

~~~Sigh,<\/p>\n

~~~~~Admin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012. 15\u02daC\/60\u02daF(?) @ 6:23 am. \ud83d\ude42 -Garbage day here just outside of Ottawa. Cathi and I had the time and opportunity to sit down and loose a bunch of beard the other day.   And this is what the web cam thinks I looked like with my beard shortened. (and coloured). (Cameras … Continue reading “How many Mondays can we have in a week?”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duh","category-whatever"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p52cZ7-K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50,"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/50"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/wp02\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}