{"id":146,"date":"2016-04-14T11:59:53","date_gmt":"2016-04-14T14:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/jdaerendel\/?p=146"},"modified":"2016-04-26T17:24:08","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T20:24:08","slug":"the-latest-wordpress-update-fupped-up-my-fonts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/aerendel.ca\/jdaerendel\/the-latest-wordpress-update-fupped-up-my-fonts\/","title":{"rendered":"The Latest WordPress Update Fupped-Up My Fonts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thursday, April 14, 2016 — \/\/\u00a0 +7\u02daC \/ +44\u02daF @ 11:14 am in sunny, clear-aired Atlantic Canada. —
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— Tuesday, April 26, 2016 — Personal Update – Finally got my post title font back – “Fondamento”-<\/p>\n

My friend, Jim W., told me that WordPress was blasting their Dashboard pages with “Holy Shi[p?] ! – There’s a brand – gotta have it -new update and all the themes have gotta have it updates, and by gawd – you better update right now or your private parts will undoubtedly fall off!”<\/p>\n

So I winced and backed up stuff and backed up the data bases again and told the stupid updates to install themselves. They did – and when they were finished I yawned and told the front page to reload and –<\/p>\n

Heilighe Shice!<\/p>\n

The idiots who designed and implemented the update had utterly butchered my blog’s appearance. – Wiped out my choice of fonts and made it as close to impossible to get those fonts back and actually use them as they could.<\/p>\n

I fupping cannot stand Arial or any other sans-serif font. & These smug fupping lunatics want to make sans-serif fonts a gawd-blammed insidious institution that is carved in stone on every other line in their insane style sheet?<\/p>\n

— & Now here’s a quote that I copied and pasted from the insidious nonsense embedded in their style.css editing schnarr:<\/p>\n

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* 1.0 – Normalize<\/p>\n

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* Normalizing styles have been helped along thanks to the fine work of<\/p>\n

* Nicolas Gallagher and Jonathan Neal http:\/\/necolas.github.com\/normalize.css\/<\/p>\n

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— If I wanted ‘normal’, I could pick up a hammer, aim it at my head and give myself an effective lobotomy any time.<\/p>\n

— But – These idiots actually brag about how stupid they are and admit that they deliberately futched up the style sheet to make it a real pain in the bum to weed through all their bull chips to find out how to re-install and use the fonts you – ‘the end user’ – want? – In the name of what? Standardization? They should have their private parts removed in a very painful public ceremony for even suggesting such a moronic thing.<\/p>\n

And what’s got me even more pissed off is typing this in the ‘Add New’ post window\/ form – everything I type comes out if huge freakin BOLD letters- And their whole piece of doo doo theme looks like doo doo. Too much stupid space between lines? Where are these idiots coming from?<\/p>\n

— Schnarr!<\/em><\/p>\n

—– I’m not even going to sign this.<\/p>\n

“What The Fupp were you thinking??????”<\/p>\n

— Morons! —<\/em><\/p>\n

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